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Hello world! This is how to find me! Use the form on this page to send me a message, or use the address below. Either way, I will hear from you.


If you exist purely in the realm of Instagram, here is your first clue:


Or, should you see this weirdo on the street, feel free to say hello. And yes, you're right, that is a Non-Compliant tattoo on my arm.