Would you like to commission me? You totally should! The creative opportunities are endless!
Perhaps I could document your upcoming baby shower on Super 8 and then distort the film for an aggressively un-sentimental aesthetic. Or, we could make a music video! Or, you could just give me your money so I can direct the feature script that I’m writing. Or, perhaps you’d just like to say hello. If any of this sounds like your jam, then we should be friends. Feel free to introduce yourself!